Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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