Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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