Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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