a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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