did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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