Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
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Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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