are you still at the devil's house?
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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