Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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