Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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