i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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