They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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