I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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