don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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