literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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