Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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