The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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