Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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