Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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