we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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