So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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