I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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