Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
tell me about the eggs
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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