i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
birth control should be required to get into college
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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