with your own penis?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You made out with two different species that night
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
