worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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