Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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