And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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