I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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