I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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