Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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