BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
sex in a hospital.. check
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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