Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
did i just pee glitter
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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