i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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