...so i touched it.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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