So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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