How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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