The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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