Christians are straight up FREAKS
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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