i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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