Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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