if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I need to align my fucking chakras
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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