I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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