it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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