My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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