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Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
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