Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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