Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I love you. Go after that dick
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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