she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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