I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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