That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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