yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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