I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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