He is an equal opportunity slut.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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