have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Randomize
